so i was in the train going to school on a saturday morning and there it was.. the most horrible stench ... went up my nose and penetrated through my braincells, killing a few hundreds here and there, and it just left me wondering, WHO IN THE BLOODY HELL PEE-D IN THEIR PANTS AND DIDN'T BOTHER CHANGING??!! WHOOO??!!!! (YOU BETTER OWN UP NOW OR I ... k don't know what to do)
and it came to my attention that i wasn't the only character on the MRT who was being a little precarious as to where i was standing, making sure i didn't make any contact with anyone's butts... just in case.
so it was inevitable that there would be a lot of 'wind' in the fast moving transportation (first world sia! advanced already! not bad not bad!)and so you wouldn't know where the smell came from since the wind was everywhere. but i had this instinctive feeling that it came from my right.
thinking through, i squirmed my way out of the crowds in the left and reached the right. AND GUESS WHAT OMG THE SMELL GOT STRONGER AND I REALIZED THE SOURCE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES THIS APEK WHO LOOKED LIKE HE CAME FROM THE MING DYNASTY WAS THE CULPRIT AND I WAS STUCK SO I MADE MY WAY BACK TO THE LEFT SIDE ONLY TO FIND THAT I COULDN'T.
So moral of the story, when you're already safe, don't attempt to be safer. chey nicely put HAHA.