kapish!
i should really carry around a picture of starving Africans which hopefully may help my conscience in resisting the desires of eating so much. this weekend is the ultimate (ok there has been worse weekends)the reason why i havent been online for 48 hours is because ive been too toooo busy eating to do anything else (i.e: going online) yes even that. the art of multitasking gets smashed when FOOD comes into view. HOHO.
so tiring oh so tiring. yes eating can be tiring sometimes when u are forced to shuff the food down ur gullet, into ur stomach, thruu the intestines and hopefully out of the anus. HAHA. ok seriously its a long story. i shall recite!
i was preparing food for the class gathering at nerissa's sooooo i had to go to the *market after school on thursday and buy the ingredients. *market means WET MARKET. so after i got home and prepared the ingredients for the springroll and pizzacrackers, i realized that smart-me FORGOT to buy MINCED BEEF. which is the fweaking most essential thing EVER to make the pizza crackers. i mean whats pizza wihtout the meat? unless ofcoz it's a cheese pizza. so i couldnt make the pizza crackers on thursday afternoon. (Note: Class gathering was scheduled on Friday Afternoon 2pm) so it was mainly springroll preparation and rolling on thursday afternoon. OH and also i prepared other stuff for the pizza crackers. like boiling the eggs and slicing it. the mushroom. the tomato. etc.
so the next day. i woke up at 9am to go to the market again to buy the forgotten minced beef. however, my mom asked me to go to the market with her and asked me to wait for her to get ready. unfortunately, the trip to the market was delayed as some problems arose. my maid being the culprit. thus my mom nagged at her for.. erm... quite some time.. later, the trip to the market was resumed at 11am. HAHA. (REMINDER: Class Gathering was scheduled at 2pm) which means i was left with 3hours to
1) go to market and buy minced beef
2) get back home
3) make 2 trays of pizza crackers
4) fry springrolls
5) pack stuff
6) go to nerissa's BY BUS
the market was BAD on a friday morning oMGGG. ok i wasnt so baddddd lah. BUT WTH! PPL BRING WHEELCHAIR BOUNDED PPL TO THE MARKET!!!!! WHYYYYYY!!! WHYYY!!! it's not even at the dry dry section ONLY. THEY GO TO THE FISH SECTION TOO! and the beef area happened to be aside the fish area. so there was this SUPER massive jam. BAH. i was supposed to go home first and prepare the pizza crackers ah. so yeah it got me damn pissed. my dad sent me home and i started preparing. HOWEVER.. i realized that my maid took the keys to the back door.. the problem is.. we coook in the back kitchen.. (wetkitchen) so i had to make ONEEE BIG ROUND to the back kitchen, get the pot, oil, salt, sugar ETC ETC ETC and make ANOTHER ONE BIG ROUND back to the dry kitchen and cook inside. (we have 2 stoves. one for show one for cooking) i had to cook on the display stove. ahahaha! ok anw i looked into the fridge and was looking for my eggs. IT WAS GONE AHHHH!! then i realized that my maid used them to make fried rice. LIKE WTH!!! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD HER NOT TO TOUCH THE STUFF THAT I BOUGHT LAHHHHHHHH!!!! i was already rushing like mad. and it made me SUPER pissed that i had to boil more eggs and wait for it to cool down so that it'll besafe for me to slice them without scorching my hands. ok THAT process delayed EVERYTHINGG. bish.
to bake 2 trays of pizza crackers is no joke man. i made the bigger tray for the class while the smaller tray was for my family to eat. i covered the bigger tray with aluminium foil and put it aside while the other one was still baking in the oven. i went to get ready for the gathering while my family got ready for lunch. when i came down, i found that my pizza crackers were already laid on the table.. then it struck me.. "which tray did that come from?" I RAN TO TEH KITCHEN AND FOUND OUT THAT MY SIS HAD TAKEN THE CRACKERS FROM THE BIGGER TRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! so i got EVEN more PISSED!! like AHHHH! the bloody pizza cracker is still in the oven! and im running late! the cooler tray is half empty now. SO HOW. i was really damn pissed ah. i believe that something that SOMEONE PUT IN SO MUCH EFFORT IN MAKING IT should be served by the person herself coz she'll feel the pleasure and satisfaction of serving the thing she made, in her own style. and it hurts me sooooo much to see my sister serving it on the dining table. it's not like i dont like it being served, it's just that it caused ME inconvenience. ME THE PERSON WHO MADE IT. and to have the THING U MAKE AND WHICH TOOK YOU SO MUCH EFFORT, causing u inconvenience is really hard to accept ah. so i was like seriously throwing tantrum half the time waiting for the next tray of pizza crackers to be cooked. after some time, i took it out and erm. ok shuffed it into a paper bag. rushed out of the house. dad asked me if i needed a lift. YES PLEASEE. and i reached nerissa's house at 2.20pm with shaolin! =D!
at nerissa's house.. we ate a lot. LIKE SUPER A LOT. marshmellows. garlic bread. a LOT OF JUNK FOOD. and watched borat. omg. it's so funny HAHAHAHAHA. hi-5!!! ate and ate and ate. then had to leave for my uncle's house. but i went home first. the initial plan was to go bowling at his condo. BUT the bowling alleys were scheduled for repair. so yes. we had to resort to karaokeing. AHAHAHA it was FUN AH! scream scream. i dint really sing HAHAHA. FUNFUNFUN. i wanted to go swimming but the pool was closed already. heh! then uncle's house eat eat eat eat. went home.
my sister's inlaws came coz she was going to fly off to iran for her honeymoon. so they came over so that we can send them off together. at home. we ate and ate with the guests. 12am. we headed for the airport. and played around with trolleys. went home at 1.30am. 3am. slept.
i woke up next morning. shitted SO MUCH. HHAHA. and headed for drama prac. ate so much. went home early. lazed around. went to uncle's place to visit grandaunt. ate and ate and ate. went supper at adam road. ate and ate and ate. home at 12am. now blogging. i feel like an anaconda. i think i just swallowed an elephant. i believe i gained 10kg over the weekend. HAHA. ok ppl here's caution! beware of giantess humairah! haaha! ayeeee where got giant so short oneeeeeeee?!! erk.
omg im so sleepy. hmk calls. i'll answer those tmr. bish,