hello! =D wooo! i realized that it has been 10 days since i last updated.. mr ewan-kenobi kindly reminded me just now that i havent been blogging for quite some time.. thank u mr kenobi sir! =) but again it's the fasting month.. i shall restrict myself for the entries i write this month and try to be as pure -but still funky- as possible. no rants! =D!
AHHHHHHHH!!! I HAD MY FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH A RAT JUST NOW!!! RAT!! RAT!! RAT!!! *wooo this isnt rantingg??* I HATE RATS NOW!! =(! i nearly cried just now k!! anw.. i happened to just get back home then i went to the kitchen to just peek and see if nione was there. then i went out.. (u see if u go out of the kitchen u see the dining table) AND i saw this long thing moving. so i was like "omg there's a chameleon in my house" i dont like chameleons too. thennnn the long thing shifted.. and THERE IT WAS! A RAT! OMG!! the long thing i THOUGHT was the body of the chameleon was ACTUALLY THE RAT'S TAIL! LIKE OMG!!! it was damn HUGE LAHH!!!!! coz my day curtain was covering the sliding door... So it clinged onto my day curtain and tehre i was screaming screaming! IT WAS TRAUMATISING!!!!! LIKE HOW THE HELL DID A RATTTTTTT GET INTO MY HOUSE?!!! NVR NVR NVR have i seen a rat ALL MY LIFE IN MY HOUSE!!! i think it got scared by my screams so it dug its way out of the day curtain. OMG! I ran up straight away. SHIT LAH! my house is infested with rats!!! and cockroaches! and ants! WHYY!! my maid isnt doing her work! GRR!
speaking of that... my maid should be a nominee for the next Grammy Awards. HOHO! And she should have a VERY HUGEEE chance of winning 10 awards straight. Some of the awards would beeee:
- Best Actress (Asia)
- Best Actress (World)
- Best Actress (Universe) *oooh ET's madddd*
- Best Cry
- Best Moan
- Best slow-motion Moves
- And many more!
NEVER BEFORE has a maid of ours fallen sick u noe! she is soooo depriving us of peace! if she knows that she cant do housework then why WORK! ROAR! and the wholeeee day she has been sleepingg.. and OMGOSH! THE DRAMA!!!!!!! she sleeps on the 4th floor. and the ironing board is on the 4th floor too. just now we were going out to celebrate seerie's birthday so i had to go up and iron my clothes riteee.. i tiptoed up lah just so that i wont wake her up.. it was silent and i dont think she was sleeping even. Then i turned the switch of the iron.. and then AUTOMATICALLY she MOANED! like "erhhhhhk" OMG SO DRAMA!!! then in the afternoon apparently she puked and i overheard her in the toilet..
"*pukes!* *pukes* Ya Allahhhh! *pukes* *pukes*"
GOODNESSSSSSSSS!!! forgive me!
ok i think i was keeping all that feelings in me.. i let them all out now. =D tomro i fast again after 6 days of ponning. hehe! cya!