HARLUY! kekeke. todayyy has been such a coooool optionified day! haha! i had greek methology (of gods, errsmth and men in skirts) and science of cooking! let me tell u what i learnt from greek methology.
Greeks. they are sick people. hahaha!
Let me tell u the story of Aphrodite.
Once upon a time, there lived a woman named Gaia.. who is mother nature. She gave birth to 3 groups of people. The Titans. The smth. and the smth. (obviously we wont wanna care about the 2smths coz they dont really matter that much in the story that im telling u.) oh wait. i think i made a mistake somewhere. wait a minute. AH NO! wait. Gaia.. is mother nature.. and naturally she gives birth to 2 other err beings.. Pontas and Uranus. Pontas is the sea. and Ur anus oops.. Uranus is the Sky.. either that or he rules the earth as a whole.. smth along that line. ok not impt. ANW.. Gaia, mated with Uranus, (HAHAH! SCANDALOUS!!) and got three groups of beings.. and they are.. The Titans (there were 12 of them)... The Cyclopes (3 of them.. one eyed dudes).. and the Hecatoncheires (7 100-handed monsters..erk.)
Then, Uranus dint like being a father. so he dumped ALL his children (Titans not born yet) into the Underworld.. in the hands of Tartarus.. the God of the Underworld. So Gaia wasnt happy.. (awww) She was sick of having to reproduce (monsters) and yet get them dumped into the Underworld (in other words, killed). So.. while the Titans were in her womb, one night, when Uranus wanted to copulate with her.. ahaha! (ah ok get ready this is a little outrageous) HAHA. The youngest of the Titans, Chronos.. received a sickle from Gaia (dont ask me how. he's in her womb) and slit his hand OUT of her virgina and carstrated Uranus's dick. HAHAHAHA! and he swung it to Pontas (the sea).
The Dick.. was floating on the water.. and it was bleeding profusely. After some time, it started bubbling. (ooh!) and then foaming.. (OUTRAGEOUS PART COMING!) and then A BEAUTIFUL BEING EMERGED FROM THE FOAM! and she was the MOST BEAUTIFUL being ever landed on earth. Her name was Aphrodite. HAHAHA!
Now Aphrodite, she is the Goddess of Love. Well. some call her lust. which i prefer to call her too.. bearing in mind that she was made from a Dick of a man called Uranus. HAHA! so it explains huh.
Anw u go search for her picture on google, she's naked for all of it. HAHA! i tell u Greek Methodology class allows us to surf pornography. ERK! but well theyre just drawing anyhows. Oh they had 3 versions of Goddess for her. Lust. Love. Porne. HAHAHA! greattt.
Then i had Science of Cookinnnggg.. wooooooooooo!! We learnt how to cook a PERFECT hardboiled egg. All u have to do is.. to submerge the egg fully into a pot of water. BUT FIRST.. Prepare a thermometer and a timer. On the stove and place a thermometer into the pot of water. Then when the temperature is 85degrees celcius, dumb the egg in and then time. Time for 15min. U will get a perfect hard boiled egg. We experimented 10 eggs. 4 official ones. AHAH! I shall show u a picture of it.
Tada! We had to use different temperatures for different eggs. 100degreescelcius was overcooked. So it felt like RUBBER. RUBBERRR!! 85degrees was JUSTTT nicee. yumyum. Im having a headache from eating too much eggs. No eggs for mai for the next 2 weeks. hehe. Anw as u can see 55-70 degreescelcius eggs were still in a liquid kinda state. So... we made omelette out of it. HAHA!
Back to my procedure.. which free soul on earth would be using it to make a PERFECT egg. A thermometeR? ERK. Rough estimation will dooo! =D
Anw. i was reading Harry Potter book 6. And i saw this page... this line.. and i was like "aahh.." so sweeeet!! So i took a picture of it. HEHEHE!
CAN U SEE IT?! AHHH! so sweet that roonil wazlib. hehehehe.