happy happy day

blog counter

dont phunk with my heart

HEYLO

i was pissed just now
coz of words
which really poked me in the mind
it kinda really
got me souperr annoyed and disturbedd

freak u. go mind ur own business. i
hate you.
go away. i've never called u anw. i
hate yoooou!
dont talk to me! i dont wish to see
ur face.
yes your face. full of freckles! u are
not pretty!
my ass is more beautiful that ur
face!
go away! dont talk to me! i tell you!

anw~ just now i had phototaking again!
HAHA cikgu is merajoking coz onli 4/16 sec 3s turned
up
and she is not going for pesta boo unless we
give her a valid reason why most of us dint turn up
haha! klakar ar

anw cikgu rozie is like being bugged by me like almost every now
and then...
hehe im asking her to come for pesta
BoO. hehe!
so fun! i feel it coming! BUT!
fridae HAS to come first. blardie hell.

cant wait cant wait!

i wanna do physics now!
then bio!

im starting to have interest in my
studies! wee!

im so proud of myself.

ooh im super bored! haha
im currently designing a suit..
long sleeves. one piece suit.
ok not really ONE piece lah. but yeah well
it looks like a kimono! wee!
let's seee if i can wear it during raya.
anw. i miss bahas
hehe! yesterdaeee i was like lookng looking at my trophy
and i just dint fancy that NAIB juara word craved onto the metal piece
bah.
haha lets see if i can still remember my script! yay!

Salam hormat saya ucapkan kepada warga dewan sekalian.
(bidasan)
Hadirin sekalian, sudah anda dengar definisi mauduk ini sekarang marilah kita kaitkan definisi ini kepada Singapura 40 tahun yang lalu. Semasa ia sebahagian persekutuan Malaya.

Menurut Encik lee Kuan Yew dalam bukunya, The Singapore Story, "Semua tahu mengapa persekutuan itu penting bagi Singapura. Ia menghasilkan biji timah dan getah yang akan menentukan ekonomi kita terus meluncur. Ia adalah ASAS yang menjadikan Singapura kota GLOBAL. TANPA asas EKONOMI ini, mustahil SIngapura dapat bertakat." Hadirin sekalian, sejarah telah membuktikan betapa BENARNYA tanggapan beliau ini.

Apabila Singapura keluar dari Malaysia, ekonominya goyah. Tambahan pula dengan pengunduran pihak British. Penakatan Singapura mula terancam. Timbul pula pelbagai masalah masyarakat. Pengangguran. Ketidakamanan! Semuanya akara si Ekonomi tu lah!

Hadirin sekalian, ketidakupayaan Singapura MEMENUHI KEPERLUAN rakyatnya telah MERAGUT keutuhan masyarakatnya. Penyelesaiannya?

BANGUNKAN EKONOMI! Undang syarikat-syarikat berbilang bangsa melabur di Singapura. Bangunkan taman perindustrian Jurong. Hadirin sekalian, pemerintah tidak melancar strategi PENGUTUHAN masyarakat sebagai satu keutamaan. Sebaliknya strategi PEMBANGUNAN ekonomi telah diutamakan. Kerana mereka tahu TANPA ekonomi yang mantap mustahil Singapura dapat bertakat.

Menurut Encik LEE Kuan Yew lagi di dalam bukunya lagi, "Masalah pengangguran pada ketika itu amatlah kritikal sekali sehinggakan apabila kilang kapas..." KILANG KAPAS hadirin sekalian.. "hendak dibina.. rakyat begitu ghairah." Kerana ia akan menentukan pekerjaan mereka! Ada pekerjaan, adalah gaji. Ada gaji, anak isteri senang hati!

Juga, pada tahun 60-an, Singapura dilanda BANYAK sekali rusuhan. Rusuhan bas Hock Lee, Rusuhan di situ, Tunjuk Perasaan di sini. Betul tak hadirin sekalian? *pauses* Tetapi! Apakah PUNCA bagi rusuhan2 ini? Biar saya yang beritahu. Puncanya tak lain dan tak bukan EKONOMI! YA! E-K-O-N-O-M-I!

Buktinya, 229 pekerja telah dibuang daripada syarikat bas hock lee. Apa yang terjadi? Mogok lapar! Tunjuk perasaan! Dan akhirnya terjadilah rusuhan bas hock lee!

Dan juga! KOMUNIS! Pada tahun 60-an juga, Singapura tidak dapat menyediakan pekerjaan yang cukup untuk rakyatnya. Pihak komunis telah mengambil faktor kelemahan ekonomi ini untuk mencabar pemerintah. Lihatlah, penakatan singapura terancam dek kelemahan ekonomi!

Maka terbuktilah bahawa pertama, jika ekonomi tidak mantap, mustahil Singapura dapat bertakat. Kedua, hanya dengan adanya ekonomi, bolehlah Singapura dapat bertakat. Dan Ketiga, pembangunan ekonomi telah diberikan LEBIH KEUTAMAAN di Singapura.

Keris sakti terhunus sudah,
Jebat rebah mendakap bumi,
Penakatan Singapura terbukti sudah,
Bergantung lebih kepada ekonomi.

ooh yay! i remember! wee!! proudyy proudy!

u were supposed to

argh.
i feel very wrong
bah

someone help me pls

harloe! bored!

001) Name?: siti humairah suhaimi salleh.. (continuation)
002) Date of birth?: 25 august 1901
003) Sex?: female
004) Height?: 154.51cm
005)Eye color?: brownish black
007) Hair color?: brownish black
008) Location?: It's dot. on the globe. find it.
009) Where were you born?: TMC!
010) Are you a virgin?: ermmm... shy lah... DUH!
013) Do you have a bf/gf?: gf! i have loads!
015) How long have you been together?: erm depends on who u're refering to. yep
016) What are you wearing right now?: clothes? minitoons top/ hehe
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: ermmm... no. respect urself u idiot!
020) Do you smoke?: yesyes! i smoke the chicken quite often. hehe
023) Are you a player?: player? erm. lemme see. no! oh no!!!
024) What are your favorite colors?: RED~
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: on my tummy. not that obvious.
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: in my dream yes. some psycho ass licked mine haha
028) Who is your best friend?: arizzamary
029) Have you ever beaten someone up?: oh yes! fun!
031) Have you ever been slapped?: YES! but beating them is more fun
032) Do you go online a lot?: waddoyootink?
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: hehehe... shyyy *giggles* WOAHAHA! IM SURE!
034) Do you shower?: i just did! haha
036) Do you have a social life?: depends on how u define it?
038) Have you ever lied to your best friends? im human. harloe?
039) Do you have a secret people would besurprised knowing?: erm mebbe? i donoe. depends on wad they'd be surprised with rite?
040) Would you ever sky dive?: YES! i want!
041) Do you like to dance?: YES I DO! but i dont like pop or hiphop.
068) Have you ever been out of state?:yealah! who havent sey! so not globalised
069) Do you like to travel?: YESYES! just that i vomit in the plane a few times before reaching the destination. hehe
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: i am a loyal servant of this society. no i wont leave this hometown of mine. (cheyyyyy... patriotismmm!!)
072) Are you spoiled? ppl sae i am! but im NOT!
073) Are you a bitch?: how do u define a bitch?
074) Have you ever been dumped? how do u define dumped? but no! was never attached. =D
076) What's your favorite drink?: leme see.. green tea honey!
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: yes! i pee a lot oso.
079) What toothpaste do you use?: colgate! very fun! but if u accidentally swallow a little of it then u'll get stomache. hehe
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: handphone. why u ask?
081) Do you have a curfew?: no. but i understand that i'll hvae to go home asap?
082) Who do you look up to?: DR. Vivian Balakrishnan! for now.
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: silver, white gold, very fun fun stuff
087) Where have you pierced?: my tits... hahaha! was that wad u wanted to hear?! hahaha! my ear lah!
088) Where do you want pierced?: erm tits! hahahahhaa! nono. nowhere else.
089) Do you like taking pictures?: yes! esp of myself! hahaha!
090) like getting your picture taken?: YES! haha i just saed so
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: who wudnt. ok mebbe some dont. but i do yes.
095) Do you have your own pool?: does a small one count? a pond? haha! no i dont
096) Do you have any siblings?: yesss...
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers. very airy. haha! (ari!!)
098) Have you ever been played?: played? erm. depends how u define 'play'. but if u are super dirty then no. if u are not then i have. A LOT OF TIMES.
099) Have you ever played someone?: oh yes. when i feel very naughty
100) Do you get along with your parents? : yesh! i love them!
06) Do you daydream a lot?: yeas! haha!
108) Do you talk constantly?: i donoee/
115) When was the last time you bitched about someone?: just nw? haha
119) Is your bellybutton an innie oroutie ?: innie! i like innies! haha
123) What does your hair look like right now?: half dry. erm it looks weird.
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no. stupid. i dont believe in not eating animals. they are meant to be eaten silly! if u dont get rid of them. they'd get rid of all the plantations in the universe then u'd die! then they'll eat you! stupid vegetarians! okie sorry.
126) Describe your looks?: short? fat! haha
27) If you had to completely dye your hair it'dbe what color?: purplish marooNish brown! eeks!
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: err? wont it be improper if it's otherwise? haha
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: mother! haha! i like!
144) What phrase do you use most on the phone?: haha!, as in, yeah, haha!
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: yes! in my dreams!
147) What do you like most about your looks?: myyyyyyyyy fingers =P

happy birthdae charity may aranez abuyo! i still remember you!

boooooo!
i just got back home from going 'shopping' with izza
hahah! first we went paragon
woahh! macam orang kayaa!! BUT we only went to giodarno junior and bought for myself (but paid by izza) 2 bands. u noe the fun fun stuff? yeah
i bought 2 of that. pink and orange.
and then we bought 2 shirts. which cost 20 bucks.
kekeke! also using izza's money
then after that we went to ermm... suntec! eh.
no. we went to. i cant remember.
but i got the idea of buying a nike bag there
then izza told me that we shud check out suntec's/
so we went theere
ahh my kaki macam nak putos!!!
eh i wanna minum teh.
wait

okie. so we walked and walked
and everyyy time i seeeee an interesting shop
i will tend to get attracted to it
so i tend to want to buy smth from it
ahhaha!
so yea.
there are a million and one thing for me to buy
but i dont even have a dollar to buy them
kekeke!
actually got
tomroooo im gonna buy the nike bag
and the theeee theeeee other bag
ahhaha!
altogehterrrr it will cost me abt erm 81 bucks?
BAHH!
then i'll have 9 bucks left
kekeke!
anw. ermermerm.
yes. i have a crush on these 2 swatch watches
and ive planned
to ask my father
to buy them both
HAHAHAHHAHA! chances of him buying one of them if souper HIGH!
chances of him buying BOTH.. SOUPER LOW!
mebbe reach the basement
kekekek!
okie takper. i want him to buy the 123 bucks one
the 73 bucks one.. hrm. lemme see
ask smone to buy for me
how i wish i had a bf like dyn's! can buy me all teh stuff in the world.
hhahaha!
ok dont wish. no good. tak baik wish wish.
anw. yes!
TOMRO i feel like ponning skool after maths.
hehe. like we can. but we;re gonna waste A LOTTTT of time if we dont
blardie hell of an ass.
okie.
tomro i wanna watch millions!
thus. i'd only have $1.50 left!
woahaha! and we're taking neos!
with I HOPEEEEEEE 4 other ppl. hehehe! then there goes my 150.
thus. that will be the end of my ke-loaded-an.
kekeke.
there goes my 70 bahas bucks!
wee! on bag! yay!
i'd love that bag like forever!
anw. erm i widh to get a hundred next yr
i really wish to.
blardie hell.
PLS God! I really want to be the juara next year. pls grant me this wish!
thankew! luv ya!

i cant wait for tomro. afternoon. haha

balaaaaaakrishnann!!!

lonelyyyy
im mister lonelyyyy
lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

eh i like this song! wee! anw
it has been a long since ive blogged.
not so long as in eras ago.
but well. long enough to be long
CCRAAPP! woahaha!
anw. ermerm.

vivian is mine, =P
and A LOTTT of ppl crushes him
BUT he's mine
onlieeeeee mine.
coz he looked into my eyes and AH! i cud feel it!
it was love at first sight! weeeeett!
then thenthen he dint wanna let go off me
and and and he wanted to cry when i did
this is LOVE!
=P
who cares if he has a child already
ahhah! can u imagine?
my step child is 4 years younger than me?
KWAKWAKWKAWAAAA!!!
big joke.
nvm. i shall wait till the wife dies or smth
then i marry him! yay!

love ya vivian!!!
and scott's yong tau foo too!

JUARA!

woaliew.
Berita Minggu just lied a major lie
effing hell.
St. Joseph Juarai bahas Bh.
?!!!!!!!!!!!!
then show me crying then sae i was SAD?!
blardie hell!
WE WON okay?!
adn they are happy coz we won!
and we did!
i was happy till i cudnt tahan
till i cried
YAY! i love my trophy!
i love my hundred bucks!


-