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>> Abdul grew up in Kota Baru, a town located on the> East Coast of Malaysia,> and then moved away to Kuala Lumpur to do his law> degree in order to fill> up the Bumiputra quota. He decided to come back to > Kota Baru, because he> could be a big man and really wanted to impress> everyone. So he returned> and opened his new law office.>>>>> >On the very first day, he saw a man coming up the > sidewalk towards his> >office. He decided to make a big impression on this> new client when he> >arrived. As the man came to the door, Abdul picked> up> the phone. He> >motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. > Absolutely no. You tell> >those clowns in Kuala Lumpur that I won't settle> this> case for less than> >one million ringgit. Yes. The Appeals Court has> agreed to hear that case > >next week. I'll be handling the primary argument> and> the other members of> >my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the State> Prosecutor that I'll> >meet with him next week to discuss the details." > >> >This sort of thing went on for almost ten minutes.> >> >All the while the man sat patiently as Abdul> rattled> instructions. Finally,> >Abdul put down the phone and turned to the man. " > I'm> sorry for the delay,> >but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do> for> you? "> >> >The man replied, " I'm from Telekoms and I've come> to > connect your> >telephone line.">