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the sexy judges... literally sex-y

the special someone for jonathan.. aww it's obviously omg..
funny.. spontaneous.. and wads the other one?
and he sang that song..
yep! i am unforgettable. kekekekeke..

HEY JONATHAN!
i think u were refering to me thereee! =P!
Love,
Humairah.

hehehe!

anw i was smsing abg yus during teh idol show.. and he was commenting on jacintha.. like how kuku her comments were.. then he added that she resembles a hantu tetek! WAKAKAKAKA! ok how true. so i saed HAHA! one's dick one's a hantu tetek.. ah sajak ar tu. WAKAKAKAKKA!

woo! ringOs ideas are coolio!!

of bubbles baths and teas

today i went to annahdhah to take pictures.. haha!
actually i planned to get there in the morninggg butttt my father had the camera yom. he told me that he will drop by home to give me the camera.. and he added "around 4pm." HAHA! riteo! and surprisingly he DID get back home at 4pm. SHARP. very unlike tibs. haha! so while waiting for him from noon till 4pm.. i bubblebath-ed! heheh! pamper my body a little after much stress and all... BELIEVE IT OR NOT.. after i bubblebathed, i thought i looked more cheerful and lively. haha! okie maybe i wanted to see that happen.. IMAGINATION! *imitates spongebob* BUT BUBBLEBATH WAS FUN!!!!!!! especially with bodyshop raspberry bubblebath wash! WOOOOO!! sweeeeet! and i let the hot water run down the tub and i squeezed out half the bottle's liquid! HAHA! so just imagine how bubbly my bubblebath was! andd thennnn i read harry potter.. AND SO HAPPENS i was at the chapter "The egg and the Eye.." he brought the egg for a bath at the prefects' bathroom.. and i SO had the feel of it OMG! except i dint have a cheeky ghost emerging from the drain hole below. heh.

but anyhows.. after i got the camera i went down to annahdhah and started snapping pictures.. then alimi saed he was at the gym so he joined me later to help me pull up he blinds! AHAHA! i am SUPER DUMB really.. i put the blinds down.. and then i dint know how to pull it up.. (i thought the mechanism worked like those of the school's projector screens) hehe... so i pulled the blind down.. nothing happened.. i pulled the string of the blind at an angle.. nothing happened.. SHIT. DID I SPOIL IT? ah... solution.. sms alimi! haha! then alimi came.. and he simply PULLED THE STRING DOWN AT NO-ANGLE... AND IT WENT UP! omg mai u are dumb.. u have 2 years of extra knowledge stuffed in ur head and u cant do this simple thing... where was ur brain.. or where IS it... tsktsk! but well mebbe alimi is an extra smart boy.. hAha! *indenial woman* then we walked out..alimi left for his home after accompanying me to the station.. so sweeeeet that boy i tell u!! Sheilock is SUCH A LUCKY GIRL! what a perfect couple! hee! im so excited for them! haa haa riteo mai. and then apparently it started raining at bishan and i told myself.. "oops mai the least u could do was to offer him ur umbrella" but when i reached the east.. i was glad i was not as smart.. IT WAS POURINGGG!! like cats and dogs.. mebbe even elephants! and even WITH the umbrella.. i was drenched from top to toe.. WOOO! top to toe wash! JOHNSON's KIDS! *winkies!* but i contented myself with a cup of red pearl milk tea.. HAHA! and the last time i drank that was when i was in P6.. when happy cup still existed at the basement of Causeway point.. and whenever i went there with my funky friends.. we will never fail to go to the VALUE DOLLAR shop which was right beside HAPPY CUP! and that never failed to make us Happy indeed. i can vaguely remember the number of stamp cards i had owned. perhaps 6.. haha! but now with the avaibility of bubble teas at the Eunos MRT, i believe the art of buying red pearl milk teea will come back to me.. (especially when the price is less than half the usual.. hehe! i only paid 1.20 for the bubble tea just now..) keke.

ooh enough of the bubbles today.

funky doodle.



swoons. melts.

swoons

"In the future, I hope to raise a happy, well-adjusted family by being a good husband and father." -Jonathan Leong..

AHHHHHH so sweeeeeeeett!!! can u just feeel it!! haha he's such an adorable family man! i wanna be his wife!!! hehehe!

who am i to u...

DID U FORGET ABOUT IT?! LIKE TOTALLYYY FORGET ABOUT IT!
AHhhhhhhhhhhhh HOW COULD U.. U IDIOTIC SCUM!
bastard.. AHHH!H!!H!H!H!HH!H!H!H!H!!! =(( boohoohoo.. u forgotttt!!
mebbe u dont even caree!! WHYYYIEE!!! heartless.

HIDUP MELAYU!

after much revision.. ive learnt to appreciate that malay is actually a very beautiful language.. haha! anddd i have no doubts in taking malay next year! woo! especially when tibs tim ti and seer took them too! haha! so i shall not be the odd one out.. woo malay it is.. it's really very beautiful.. =D!

andd i FORBID anyone to go laughing at me and tell me that im stupid to be taking malay next year.. coz u should be laughing at urself ... TAK SEDAR DIRI! u are a malay urself and u call ppl dumb coz they have more pride in their language than u do! u horrible creature.

mai why are u stupid?

yom.. today my sister dint go for her stupid chem test coz apparently she was sick. erkk. so there goes my birthday night.. it got wasted just like THAT. coz "oooh.. ur sister has a paper tomro.. she has to study.. let's go out next week.." and ooh the next day she dint go.. AH but how was i supposed to know that she was supposed to be sick.. BUT OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT! ROARRRRRR!!!

have i mentioned im broke? i think im brokier than broke.. haha! well let's just live with it. and red man came yesterdayy so that allowed me to sleep from 9pm(25th Aug)-11.30am(26th Aug). HAHA! coolio. thats called payback! who asked u to sleep for 6 hours in 3 days mai! see u wasted 3 hours of ur birthday sleeping.. like the LAST three days.. hoho! u are such a kental ass. what a birthday it was huh.

the birthday template! =D

someone please tell me.. is it my computer or isit the template..
the font for my post is suddenly so huge. erK! i dont likee big fonties!

the freezer

PHYSICSS was manageable..
tim scolded me yesterday coz i kept telling that the papers i sat for were Ok.
like yeah they are OK. haha! i mean i cant say they were chicken-assly easy.. wad if i got like an F. right back atcha! so let's just say it was OK. OK! but yeah. since Ok is a scoldable word.. manageable and convenient will be the most perfect words.. HAHA! okie not so convenient sinceee finger jams are likely to happen when u sit for bio and history paper on the same day.. AHAH. ohh bio. BIO wasnt manageable. BIO was a killer (at least for me.. and to think that i actually wanted to take BIO in JC. AAAAAAAAh?!!! HAHAH! (sings to c-o-ff-e-e is not for me song) B-I-O-L-O-G-Y bio is not for mee! it's a sub that they mug so much in...) OOH ENGLISH was a killer too! i did mention rite! yay! but the rest was okie..OOPS! i mean manageable. hehehe. okie mai is SLEEPY coz she merely slept for 6hours for the pass 72hours (still counting) she is glad that the weekend is here. and she is glad her birthday fell on a friday! WOO! she is sad that she is now currently rather lonely.. yommmmmmmm..

goodiebags made me broke. KECHINGG!!

happy birthday!

(sings)
happy birthday to me!
happy birthday to meL!
happy birthday to me and meL.......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

woo!

happy birthday to the rest of these people too!!

SEAN CONNERY!
LIM SZEKAI! haha (my ex classmate in pri sch.. omg i still rmb!)
HAIKAL (arina's brother)
MR ADAHAM! (hab's father)
RINGO'S MOM!

WOO 25th of August babies!

anw i am not sure of my feelings being sixteen. erk. wad should i be feeling.. i am older? AHH! NOOO!! OLDD!!!

i dont want to be sixteen

JONATHAN LEONG IS MY NO. 1 IDOL!
followed closeeelyyy my MR HADY MIRZA!
actually im really not sure which one comes first.. hady seems to be overtaking..erkk.. but jon i just so irresistable!! =P!

are u an FHM?!
me?! YES!
OOH GOODLORD ME TOO! YAY!
we are Fans of Hady Mirza!
wakakkaka!


anwwww! yay! in 2 weeks i lost 4kg. so to lose 8more kg. it'll just take me another 4weeks! woo! that meansss that will end prolly around puasa time.. that means i will have to continue fasting for another 4 weeks! thats another 8kg! hahaha! woo! okie impossible.

ive a dollar ten cents to last for the rest of this week! ahha! but then it's only one dayy left.. yepp and that one dayyy just had to be THE day of THE year. riteooo mai. happy sixteen with one dollar ten cents.. shall borrow money from tim. teeheehee..

ilu JONATHANNNNNN AND HADY!!!!!

there u go u kental assholes.. if the message that the judges, hosts, EVERYONE conveyed dint get thru ur brainless head im pretty sure there's too much garbage stuck up there.. GET IT THRU UR HEADS IDIOTS! LET THE electronss TRAVEL THRU!! GET THE MESSAGE CONVEYED! JOAKIM HAS TO GO!!!

anw omg hady was FREAKING good.. i was like so mesmerized by his performance.. haii! so sweeet! anw when his mom cried.. then he cried.. I CRIED! so sweeeet omg.. ahh! hady!

BUT JONATHAN WASNT BAD WAS HE! so VOTE!

1900112190FOUR for jonnythan!
andddd U MUST VOTE THIS ONE..
1900112190SIX! for HADY MIRZA! woo!
they rock. rocky doodle!

go jonathan! i love u loads! =D

NOOOOOO!!! JONATHAN WHYY!!!!!!
boohooohoo..
jonathan deleted his friendster accnt!! and his message to me is GONE!
GONE GONE GONE!!!
my inbox has the title onlyy!! BUT THE TEXT IS GONE!
i clicked his username (which is now changed to the number 2) andd THERE WAS NO SUCH USER!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHY JONATHAN WHYYYY!!! boohoo

you give love a funky name.. =D!

todayyy we completed 2/9 papers of the EOY. WOO! but by the end of this week it wouldnt be as bad already.. i just want bio and errr bio.. to be over.. haha! come to think of it.. chem is such an interesting subject.. NO MAI U CANT TAKE CHEM.. let's not talk about sciences in JC shall weee? =D there u go.. thats better..

anw todayyyy social studies.. okie the paper was -_______-! haaha! it wasnt REALLYY on free trade and fair trade lah.. quite generalized.. anw i disagreed.. BUT a LOT OF PPL AGREEED. NOOO TO (economic) GLOBALIZATION PEOPLE! NO!!! but ohwells.. i dint know how to make my conclusion end wiht a PUNCH so yeahhh.. yom.. then we had english. a tootable paper omg. i was reading the text (science and ethics) and i thought it was understandable... AND THEN WHEN I LOOKED AT THE QUESTIONS.. WADDEEEEEEHELLL!! super hard lah! so i wasnt the only one who thought it was hard! HAHA! yay! let's hope thewhole cohort fails and they will have no choice but to moderate the standards kekekeke. but the summary was doable.. it was okie.. just that my first draft exceeded the word limit by 60words. HAHAHAHAHHA! baik mai. baik. might as well include the whole passage skali riteee..

chem tomro! woO! hahaa! why am i excited.. i dont like segarraaaa.. yom.. he doesnt teach me well. the text book converse with me wayyyyyyy better than he does.. coz to him.. only sheryl is in the class.. hAHAH!

i shall have goodie bags.. it's confirmed. i dont care. it's the last time i can actually have such fun.. =D

off now! tata!

jonahady

ahhh hady is hot during his performance.. i had goosebumps.. powderfull!
i find that whoeverr likes jonathan will like hady as well..
there are a number of ppl who loves jonathan and hady ..
but for me i love jon more! =DD!
tim loves hady.. haha
"eh mama nak tengok hady ar!! dorang masih ader tak kat atas? i want to go ar.. "
haha yes that was tim during the roadshow just now =P!

I LOVE U JONATHAN!!!!

YAYY!! THANK U ARINA!!!!
=DD!! today i went to TM with tim to buy stationeries..
and we told seer to meet us at 3.. BUT somehow.. her timing got cocky.. and she arrived like at 4.00.. kental she.. we waited so LONGGG for her lah.. BUTTTT look at the bright sidee!! what is happening at TM at 4pm?! IDOL ROADSHOW!! AHHHH!! so i asked tim if i could go while seer bought her stationeries and she saed i could! SO I WENT.. oh blardie hell.. when i came at 3 with tim it was like not pack at all.. and then when i went there at 4.. goodness i could barely get thru the door lah! haha! but oohwelss.. BUT hehe i had my ways to get to the front area there.. hehe.. well RATHER front lah.. but OH GOSH we were like sardines and ppl smelt of socks. errrkkkk.. =SSS soo i went to call arina and ask her if she could get me jon's autograph! ooh btw the idol bag nearly fell on me.. but naturally.. being a tudonged girl.. i restricted my craziness.. haha! SO I DINT GET THE FREAKING BAG!! BUT OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG JONATHAN IS FREAKING HOT HOTHOTHOTHOT! he was wearing this stripy(vertical) white long sleeves.. AND AHHH! DAMN HOTHOTHOT!!! i was like swoooooning.. AND GUESS WAD! ARINA GOT THE AUTOGRAPH! AHHH!! HAHAHA!! i was damn happy lah! thanks to arina again!!! andddd jonnyyyy saed this..
MAIRAH, LOVE LOVE LOVE, JONATHAN!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS MAIRAH LOVES LOVES LOVES JONATHAN JUST AS MUCH AS HE LOVES MAIRAH! heehee and he loves me a lot.. look! 3 loves! hahaha! riteoo! haha! anw i was waving waving at him.. and HE SAW ME!! AND HE SMILED!!! AND HE WAVED! FOR THREEE SECONDS! THREE SECONDS!!! can u imagine.. jonathan looked, smiled and waved at me for 3 seconds..! EHHEHEHEE.. i feel so happy..
ahh.. anw hady had 6 ex girl friends.. paul's fav colour is red.. and i cant remember the rest.. haha

anw god dint want me to be too happy. so i got scolded by tim later.. erkk.. coz i asked her if she could buy me a watch for my birthday..and she saed she bought me a birthday present already.. hrmm.. this is the thing.. i dont remember tim buying me one! she saed during march we went to mustafa and i bought a advanced bday present (a swatch watch) .. right u may not believe the following sentence.. but i have NOT bought a swatch watch this year.. HAHAHA! like at ALL.. but then tim insisted i DID.. so i went back home.. and looked at my swatches and slowly labelled the buyer..
swatch #1: bought in 1999 by Tib
swatch #2: bought in 2002 by Tib
swatch #3: bought in 2004 by Tim
swatch #4: bought in 2005 by Tim
swatch #5: bought in 2005 by Me =P
swatch #6: bought in 2005 by Tib
seriouslyyyy i have NOT bought ANY swatches this year! well altho I DID like this particular onee.. and i suspect she THOUGHT she bought it for me.. yom.. it was this necklace swatch.. which was OHSONICE and it was like 116bucks!!! yom. and i dint buy it coz titi and tib saed it wasnt practicall.. yom.. so how do i convince tim that she hasnt bought me any swatches this year??? =( coz i really really really want the esprit watch..

birthday songs are funky when u change the lyrics =D

AHHH!!!! AHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!! i cant believe thiss!!!
i dint study all nightt!!! bahhhhhhhdeeboo! yom.

it's workingg isnt it?! HAHA!!!! right on ur face u toodledum! *grinsssss* taught u a lesson now.. do not mess with me.. or i'll make a mess out of u.. yeppp im evil.. i know.. but ure even more evil to make me a devil.

anwwww i have decided the lyrics to the song i will be singing 6 days from now.. *grins*
very funky.

funky day..

we had english orals todayy and i thinkkkieeewinkiieee i screwed it up a littleee.. hee.. my examiners are GEP teachers can.. sandra chow and ng smthsmth.. but they are nice anyhows.. anw.. the quote was this.. "It is a tragedy for children not to be taught to question.." haha! okie. so i explained and crapped about how kids can benefit a lot from asking questions.. and then ms sandra chow saed this .. "in what instances should a child NOT be encouraged to question?" riteooo.. i thought and i thought then i saed.. "there are many instances in which a child SHOULD be encouraged to question.. for eg.. if her parents do not allow her to go to the playground, she MAY ask why.. so that she knows the rights and wrongs.. however.. irritating questions like..why.. err.. err.. why the *first thing that came to my mind* television is *first adjective* square.. shouldnt be encouraged..
HAHAHAHA! MAI U DUMB WOMAN! no KID will ask u THAT... coz there ISNT any SQUARE televisioNS!! hahaha! anw that made them laugh. haha.

anw during assembly, we had this congress session thingum.. and some of the topics discussed were leadership, stress and time management. and so THE question was raised.. "are any of u facing stress or poor time management?" like duh.. the whole hall raised their hands lah. so they continued by saying "would anyone like to share their comments??" .. and i dint know what my legs were doing but they straightened and the next thing i knew i was beside the mic! AH!!! okieee when i realized i was infront of the mic i DINT NOE WAT TO SAY!! like forgot.. HAHA! so i was silent for 5 freaking seconds.. and ppl laughed at me! yom. THEN i saed smth... like how it was inevitable to be stressed and be in need of time especially in an environment like RGS where they emphasize the need to be an all-rounder where u are good in ur studies and in leadership and complete all of those in mere 3 terms. so DUH it's normal.. and who doesnt suffer from stress in singapore.. like ppl taking olevels are stress also..after that i saed this.." it's only fair if we are all stressed too" and ppl laughed! lerr. it's not a joke lah.. want a joke.. rite.. coming up! i saed this "there is no way the school can help us in this problem unless they... err.. hire a clown.. for us to destress or smth.." ahhaha! takeee ur joke misses! i mean seriously.. this problems.. they are personal issues.. up to u whether u discipline urself or not rite..tsktsk.

anw after that i phone vibrated a LOT oF TIMES.. had like 7missed calls and 6unread smses at the end of the day! .. and i received calls from the principle's office! =D! but i dint ans it duh coz i was in school.. so naturally they called home.. but i wasnt at home toO! and my mom got all so worked up coz she thought i was SUPPOSED to be in school but the principal saed she couldnt find me anywhere in school. riteooo! i was having orals lahh! but anyhowss.. i have GOOD NEWS! yAY! i received Outstanding leadership award TOO! just that.. i wont be going for speech day coz i am rather lazy to do so. heh.

yoyo

oooh lemme share my sleeping times yesterday..
11.30pm-1.30am --> sleep
1.30-4.00am --> do work
4.00-5.00am --> sleep
5.00-5.15am --> breakfast
5.15-6.10am --> sleep.
6.10--> wAKE UP!!

haha! i slept 3 times.. today i felt like vegetable. haha!

oh anw yday i felt a holeee on my head.. and it was bleeding.. like at the back of the head.. on my skull! erkkk! am i ponti? AHH! nahh. haha. accrdg to nad poker "nolah cannot be.. ur hair doesnt satissfy the length..." haha!

did i just sign off this post? errk? why mai?

gooodnessssssssss.. how can someone be more hyprocritical and tootical than that!!
you use someone's phone to backstab them! gooodnesss!
u are a tooter.. and u better accept that fact.. coz the thing is.. we really cant stand u! really!!
u are so naughty omg.. and so degil ... so cunning... so malas! haiyah.. poor tim.

anw ive decided to name My Forever Friends bear Tinky. hehehehe!
tinky. so cute! his butt is DAMN CUTE!!! like so rounded and stucked out. hehehe!
and he holds this HUGEEEEE heart.. let's awww it together..
onee twooo threee..
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
so cute!

anw today i lost 0.2 kg only. aiyahhh. after dinner surely gain somemore..
tskk.. wads this man.. but perhapsss if i bath and change into less heavy clothes i will weigh much lighter! hahhaa riteee mai... the germs, bacteria and a little bit more cloth sureeee weigh that much. kekeke. but who noes.. it happens sometimes.. =D!

-humairahhhh!

mai is a funky mama

mai lost 2.5kgs after fasting for the past 3 days!
woo!
anw i fasted on mon tues and today..
and during these 3 days.. a LOT of ppl offered me food. haha!
setannn.. setannn.. god is testing me..
YEP! dint i pass the test God! =DD

talk to me organs..

my fingers are itchingggg to type something here. they scream,
"Blog mai blog! we miss blogging! pls mai pls! blog!"
awww.. so im doing them this little favour to satisfy their thirst for blogging. poor fingers. hrm.. wait a minute.. fingers want to say something else..
"mai.. blogging is not as fun as we thought.. we feel like doing some action pack stuff! like slap someone!"
ahh.. slap someone.. well fingers.. i would LOVE to help u with that.. just that i dont really HAVE someone to slap...
"ooh dear.. ask the heart then mai! perhaps she has an assignment for us! perhaps she despise someone or their actions!!"
haha rightttt fingers.. oh wells.. there is no risk in asking heart if there is anyoneee.. where are you heart? ah! there u are..
"hello mai.."
hey heart! why so forlorn? something happened?
"mmhmm.. my day has been full of sad, embarrassing and frustrating events.."
ooh noo.. so what the fingers saed were true then! what happened??
"well if i tell u, promise me u will keep it a secret?"
sure thing! what is it heart?
"well.. *whispers*"
ooooh dear.. u poor thinggg.. if i'd known i would have done something... that were so many problems u were facing.. and all in one day!
"i was too emotional.. i followed my feelings too much.."
but why dint conscience help u overcome all this?
"i don't know.. all i know was that.. all that i could hear was myself.. conscience was screaming into my ears.. but to me it was as if a mouse was squeakinngg.."
what did conscience say heart?
"i dont know mai.. u may wanna ask him that.. sorry.."
hmmm.. okie heart.. u take care now.. dont wanna risk an attack! heh! (heart attack..? haha!)
"ritee.. "
harlooooo? conscience? conscience are u thereee? harlooooooo??
"yes?" *deep, low, echo-y voice*
oooh! u shocked me.. haha! what happened to heart just now?
"ooh that.. ah.. she's in a state of distraught.. rather foolish of her to overwork herself like that.. i kept telling her.. no heart no.. u cant do this to mai.. she's too weak for too much feelings involved all at once! but she dint heed my advice.."
i see.. what happened really? what did u tell her conscience?
"it's a long story.. brain wasnt too sure herself if she was thinking straight... and heart came into the conference the next moment and started pouring out her feelings, dominating the whole decision making for you.."
but why? why was she acting that way? it's not normal of her to act that way..
"well.. they say that hearts are the experts when it comes to topics like love.. but well they're not.."
what happened next?
"to tell u the truth im not sure myself.. it was just too quick.. she was too dominant brain just HAD to take the risk.. and now we're all screwed. hai.. brain and me were not exactly keen in doing so.."
ooh dear... how do u feel then?
"i dont feel mai.. i am your moral ur ethics and ur beliefs.. i'd be weak if i feel..."
ooh.. hrmm.. i shall talk to brain now.. THANKS FOR UR TIME!!
"ure welcome dear.."
the pinkyy brain!! are u thereee?
*less than a jiffy later* yes mai?! u called? sorry i was away for a while..
haha! that was fast! how did u do that?!
"i'd have an IQ of 50 if i dint have that kind of speed. heh."
WAKAKA! true! but it feels so weird! u reply so fast that i..
"ah yes thank u.. wad's ur purpose heree mai?"
ooh. i happened to be speaking to brain and heart.. i learned about the quandary u peop..err.. all had just now in the conference room while making a decision for my system.. what exactly happened?
"i thought this system of yours shouldnt have decided to make whatever decision it made just now.. im so sorry to fail u.. but i had too much pressure from heart.. it was pumping too much blood/oxygen into me.. too much.. she was too excited.. too fast.. to pressurizing.."
but wad were ur initial plans?
"i planned to ignore the situation.. i thought.. something was wrong.. it was too quick.. to vague and too simple.. what i realized later.. was how atrociouss it sounded! i knew something was terribly wrong.. i was trying to think.. deep into it.. when conscience came.. we discussed the topic.. we both think that something was wrong.. it has to be a NO.. but then .. suddenly, we felt hot.. we realized later that heart was coming in fast.. true enough, a split second later, she barged into the room.."
and that was when u lost control of her? and she controlled u instead..
"yes.. im so sorry mai.. we caused ur system a lot of distress.. but u have to understand heart.. she.."
yepp! conscience told me.. tinks shes a pro at love issues.. hah!
"true.. but what i wanted to say is that.. she may be attributed to great feelings like love and likes.. but it is also important to understand that she has her weakness too.. and that is.. the urge to be repulsive.."
repulsive.. yes..i do agree with u.. heart was repulsive.. but i bet she has thought about it now and realized her mistakes.. she was too self-centred. i do believe she wont do it anymore..
"yes she was.. but believe it or not.. there will be some point of time when she gets over the limit.. even after incidents like this.. "
but how do u know?
"haha! we've known her for 16 years.. well.. one week to 16years.. all the decisions, we make together.. incidents like this happened before.."
ooohh.. hmmm. so it will happen again?
"i cant say.. unless she controls herself.. "
but cant YOU control her? i mean ure the brain...
"haha! u dont know heart.. u wont know her.. heh"
riteooo! rite! i shall leave now.. goodbye!!!
"goodbye dearest system.."

i am sleepy.
i am happy.
i feel evil!!!
muahahah!

is mai a scizhophrenic?

i was looking back at my france pictures a while ago.. when i realized how terribly my face had been acnified. it's soo terok omg! tehre were like tompok of red dots all over my face and it looked as if i drew them myself. haha! so i shall say thanks to organic substance for making the pimples on my face look less of a terror and making my dry skin a little bit smoother. woo!

i have yet to print out my france pictures.. which is really long overduee.. when did u go to france mai? ermm.. lemme think.. you landed FROM france on the 12 of june.. ahh. thats like 2 months! tomro u go print ur pictures k mai! =D okie dokes! hah.. that was easy.. to say!

anw todayy i want to finsih peribahasa after history. can? can? can! great! you shall sleep at 2am. =D

like mother like daughter =D

huhuhuhuhhuhu..

okie today tim scolded our maid. why am i not surprised. haha! but our maid is really veryyyy goblok!! i shall translate the convo i heard...

tim: how do u clean the sliding doors and the high windows?
nur: i clean the bottom.. then i jumpjump..(loncat-loncat)

HAHAHAHHAHA!


tim: loncat-loncat?! tu ketek!!
(jump-jump! that's like a monkey!!)


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


goodness..
if u think im a perfectionist.. my mom is worse
if u think im kiasu.. my mom is worse..
if u think i have a shrill voice.. well err i think my mom is worse
if u think i have a bad temper.. my mom is worse..
if u think i am funky.. my mom is worse
hahahhaha
haha! bottomline: i follow my mom a lotttt
but i only got like 85% of those genes. hehehe.
nevertheless, i do have some very distinct characteristics that i got from tibs.
u just have to figure those urself =DDDD

sometimes i just wonder where my mom got all her stamina for her scolding to last till night.. believe it or not.. it's still on. haha! i need to get the same charger as hers. isnt the organic enough?

haha! brother helmy just told me that he checked out my blog! haha!
HELLO BROTHER HELMY! and thank u for saying it's funky indeed! =P

mai loves the room of requirements. but does it love her too?

oh no. oh no. oh no. oh my.
wad have you done oh mai.

bbq was fun.
presentation was cool.
everything was smooth.
funky!
went home at 11.. i thought i was gonna get scolding.. but i DINT! ahahaha..
so i went to study after that.. but at 130am i had a SUPERRR SAKIT punyer headache.. but then ti came home around 1.45am and then she talked to us about some stuff.. and i played with yaya after that.. i slept around 3. haha! kental nyer mai. today i woke up at noon. woo! majoo.

life. .. there's just one word to describe it --> it's a yom.

bbq. again. yom.

syafiq and alimi came to my house like twice just now to tompang 100pieces of chicken wing and 8kg of beef for the bbq tomro. COW! and CHICKEN! alimi was being selenger in the cab.. haha he dropped all the change the cab driver was returning him while gazing at donoe wad! and he dint pass syafiq the beef that was supposed to be tompang-ed at my place.. HAHAHA.. funny people.

anw today was a peribahasa day. later at night i shall revise chem. and start doing hist sbq and karangan. i hope u stick by that mai. or ure not going for the bbq tomro. keke.

yom.

yomyomyomyom

yomm. my mom is in a baddd mood... but only with my maid. hehe.
cozzzzz my maid used my mom's durian to cook bubur kachang yesterdae.. which noone really ate. erk. the problem is.. my mom specially bought the durian to cook her special bubur kachang for my cousin's minang this weekend. haha! it has been a non-stop event really this nagging.. yomyomyom. since morning(which kinda woke me up) till now.. erkkk.. but not about durian only.. about cleaninnggg.. about my bathrooom shampoo rackk.. about the fridge.. about the door.. about everythin lah really. haha.
but anyhows.. it's better not to go out today =) let's study!

oh tim bought for me skirts from KL! =D!!

mai is crapping. who wants to listen? crapcrapcrap

ok joke time!!

What do angel chemists use to make the puresttttttt halos?





HALOGEN

hahahahahahhahhahahaha
ok i bet i was the only one laughing.
but im proud to tell u that i created that.. =DDDD
wahhhh! kekeke

im telling u this too..
someone stole something from me..
i THINK.
i feel its presence but it's not here. tskk.
i THINK i know who stole it. yom.

irritant

person (rather obvious): tanggal 9 Ogos hari apa?
(what day is 9th of August?)
me: err rabu.
(err Wednesday)
person: enggak.. harinya apa?
(No.. what day is it?)
me: oh. hari kebangsaan.
(oh. National Day..)
person: apa?
(what?)
me: kebangsaan
(National Day..)
person: ooh singapura ya?
(Oh Singapore isit?)

NOLAH NO!!! we are currently in Zimbabwe if u hadnt noticed! GOSHH! can u just imagine how IRRITATED our lives have been? TSK. nvm i sabar.

they are called memories

today is a rojak day..
coz firstly, it's the rojak country's birthday celebrations!!
and secondly, i experienced a rojak.. emotionally haha!

firstly, in the morning i woke up earliER than before. i woke up at 6.05am. i am proud of myself =) and then i had more time to straighten my hair.. which means the result was better ! so i felt satisfied =) when we reached school, we had national day celebrations at the amphitheatre. The weather was SOOOO GOOOD! it was neither hot nor cold. not raining.. (but it diddd drizzle later on) keke. it felt so perfect! we cheeerredddd and sangggg i felt so PATRIOTIC! anw there was this fashion parade thingg.. fan2 and mel did soooo well!!!! i was excited for them hahaa and wadehell. 403 won?! it was SO TAK CANTIK and they WON!?! i was confuseddd! what are they looking for?! we were all so frustrated ar! haihai. anyhows sitting on the amphi for too long will make ur butt feel squashed. veryyy uneasy. haihai. then after the whole celebrations, while waiting for the meeting to start, me tiff ame lydia and linx went to watch CLICK! IT WAS DAMNNN GOOD!!! firstly we got the GRAND CATHAY! so i was awed. 3 out of 4 movies that i watched were in the FUNKY GRAND CATHAY! ok the movie: IT'S FABB!!!! FABBB!!! one time u can be laughing NON STOP until u wanna cryyyy!! and the next time u CRYYY like hell. like seriously.. during the movie i was so TOUCHED and AMUSED .haha. then after that i went for the meeting... took the train from dhoby ghaut and i dropped my earring and i nearly went down the escalator doing up and a group of boys laughed at me. summary: PAISEY!!!!! ok meeting: satisfied with the things we managed to discuss. annoyed with someone's annoyance. haha. and then errr mysteriously suspicious after after after that. i was amused and annoyed lah. hahaha. anw! here look at this..

me: "are u guys watching movie after this?"
person: "are u asking me out on a movie date?"
me: "WHATTTTTTT?!"

hahahahahhahahahah!! funny person

person: "humairah!"
me: "did u call me humairah?"
person: "err yeah? then wad? humeemee? maimai.."

isnt it just funny to be called by ur fullname. except the siti. especially when u've known them for a few years. usually ppl will cut names to one syllable ahhaa

person: "are u going home?"
me: "yeah.."
person: "nak naik taxi?"
me: "ah? malas ar.."
person: "i pay for everything.."
me: "errr no need lahh!"

waaaah? suddenly become so nice? hahaha.. wad's the catch hahaha anw on the way home i was smsing mel, till i MISSED MY STOP! hahaha! so i had to walk home from kembangan. nyehhh. how should i feel? selenger. yeahhh. and at the end of the day i feel ... tired.. and now i feel systematic and robotic. but i have work to do.. so NYEH. i feel lazy. yom. let's listen to a song..

*sings*
and the moon is out and the stars are bright
and whatever comes s'gonna be alright
cause tonight you will be mine - up on cloud number nine

awwwwww. so sweet.

l'amourrr

HEYLO yay im currently very happy
after passing my anxiety test.. =) i got my reward. woo!
this is no ordinary anxiety test.. it's a test of patience and... anxiety. haha!
for 1.5 years!! waiteddd adoreddd admiredddd ... and now REWARDED! kekekekke
funky funky funky.

love.

anw i think i was being too much of a git the other day yom. shall sae sorry. =)
where are youuu?

ooh have i told u that alimi and his mom are one of the FEW people who actually appreciate my hard work in being precise and err.. perfect! =D they are such sweet ppl. hehe.

okie i go do work now. tata!

PS: I AM SOO IN LOVE WITH THE SONG CLOUD NO. 9. (i can just imagine jon leong singing it.. *for me ehheheheheheh*)

mai is not going to be a ramly burger vendor

today i went to bedOk with my mOm to erm shop. haha. we bought a loooooooooootttt of things.. like souper a lot.. i think im developing muscles already. i bought chocolate slab and whipped cream! woo! chocolatieee stuffiee tomroo! i shall skim thru the book of chocolates soon. ehehe ooh we bought new pyjamas also! =) seer wanteed ramly burger so after everything was bought, we waited for tibs to pick us up just in front of GIant and then i went to buy ramly burger there.. andd wad luck i haddd.. that guyyyy who attended to me the previous time i was there, attended to me just now!! waddehell. he's freaking irritating goodness. like the previous time he saed "cantik tudongg." like erR? of all things. tudung. wad the hell.. nampak sah nak bergatal. then now he saed.. "macam pernah nampak gitu ehhh?" for both occasions i gave him this.. wadever kinda smile. like more of a kind smirk. then he saed assalamuailaikum wen i left. and i reply under my breath. whyyy are these ppl selling ramly burgers ermm like hanyut people ar? tsk.

anw yesterday! ii went for dance concert with THE clique. hahaha. like there were me mel lydie fifi tiff ame gill shiya nad and izza. We were watching JACKY PERFORM! SHES so ZAI! haha! zai. then after the whole thing ended, we went jacky hunting. hahaha! she looks so cool!!! =D after that we went to the bridge leadng to fullerton and started taking pictures of us. heheheh. like try to cover as much poses. kekeke. OHHHH!!! U WILL NEVER BELIEVE WAD IM GONNA TELL U HERE. we sawww this guyy posing under a tree taking pictures all. and we thought he was with his friends ar.. but he was with his GIRLFRIEND. AND GUESS WHO IT WAS! IVY AND SOLOMON! OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!! they were DISGUSTING! like super disgusting. posing posing touching touching. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. then we made a song.. "KING SOLOMON LOVES IVEERY!" hahah!it was supposed to be ivory. then we spelled the ivory. KING SOLOMON LOVES I-V-o-r-Y! hahahaha! but well noone knew we were from RG. keke.

ooh then we walked beneath kak guy's office and i gave her a call.. and she asked me what i wanted for my birthday! AHAHAH. funny person. she then decided she should bring me out for dinner! WOOO! funky funky!

im watching veerzara video clips at youtube. heeeeee! so hot omg. PIAM oso quite hot! =D but lame ar the actions...so cheesy.. but nevertheless, the song is great. =D

mai u need to start studying or u'll become a ramly burger vendor. AHH!

NOOO JONATHAN!!!

HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING?! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
WHY IS JONATHAN LEONG AND HADY MIRZA IN BOTTOM 3 OMG!!
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. SINGAPOREANS ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR HIGH IQS AND EQS. AND SO WADS THIS FOR MAN. OMG. THE PEOPLE U SHOULD BE VOTING FOR ARE THESE PEOPLE U GOONDOO HEADS.. LIKE JON HADY MATHILDA JAY.. JOAKIM AND THAT VJ GIRL SHOULD REALLY GO OUT OF THIS COMPETITION!!

ok enough of the caps. BUT OMG! ok im back to caps. me and my mom were like SOUPER STRESSED. like it's bad enough group ONE was safe. and then mathilda went in toO! LIKE WADD HADY AND JON BOTTOM 3! NOOO!! singaporeans are crazy really!! THE TWO BEST COMPETITORS ARE BOTTOM 3! OMG can u BELIEVE THAT?! it's either there's something wrong with singaporeans or there's smth wrong with the results. i mean even joakim all that ppl who cant sing THOUGHT THEY WERE IN THE BOTTOM 4! COME ON LAH PPL! VOTE ACCORDING TO MERIT. MERIT. MERIT. wad would ppl tthink of singaporeans if our idol cant sing! ITS EMBARASSING! DO NOT DO THIS TO JONATHAN (or hady! -says tim) AND SINGAPORE! u are embarrassing us!

anw speaking of jonathan leong.. OMG ISNT HE HOT TOPLESS! ekkekeke. AHHH! he's so hottt! in class just now we were talking about how hottt jonathan leong is (me and mel as usual hehehe) and then fel decided to be irritating and started annoying me with lotsof things! like i was telling them that the saddest day of my life will be jonathan's wedding which MAY be broadcasted on national telly. looking at him kiss his bride will make me sooo envious and sad!! then fel saed.. "what is i were his bride?" I WAS LIKE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! i will pull ur veil and scratch ur face.. i will screaammm and screaaaamm into ur ears!!! i will step on u! "will u kill me?!" no i wont. but i will put ur hair until everything comes off! HAHAHAH! but oh gosh. isnt he just too hot to resist. =D

eeky yucky gooey greenish organic makes poo float!

WOOO!! my poo actually floated in the toilet bowl just now! =D!
the disgusting green organic substance has its uses hah!
butttt, being satisfied with the end product wont exactly make it less gross. nyek. it's really gross i tell u. it smells of pepper. looks like thick algae. and taste like bile. haha ok i dont noe what bile tastes like.. but yeah u get the picture. eeeks.

anw guess how old sean yeoh is.

25?

nahh.

27?

nahh.

30?

nahhh.

he isss...

33!!!!!!

ok. he's married. but when?

30?

nahh

27?

nahhh.

25!!!!

WAD!! 8 years of marriage. ahaha!
mr yeoh was like damn happy when we told him he looks like he's only 25-27years old. haha! he doessss look young okay! and he showed us a picture of him when he just got married. AND OMG. he was such a hunk! hahaha! as in like a macho2 guy. GOSH. he showed us pictures of his dogs also. quite cute! i want dogs. =(

yomm. ok so lemme seee.
swot analysis. agenda. things to buy. timeline. fundraising.
AHHH!

i THINK im starting to like math.
but im hating the teacher more and more.
i like ko hak chin. and mrs chew smth smth.
they are nice math teachers. =D
unlike some other.

today was a day of reshuffling
today was a day of warning! (using only eyes)
today was full of surprises and disappointment and wadeverness. =)
but nevertheless
today is still full of unsolved mysteries. =)

coz..

Singapore idol! who will be eliminated this round?! kekkee.

ROCK!

JONATHAN LEONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!
does he rock or wad! ROCK!
the funky rocker jonathan leong rocked the audience with his rock music while thrashing the other competitors with huge rocks.
kekekekke
anw i sooooooooooooooooooo agree with what ken lim saiddd.
hady and jonny are the 2 most deserving idols.. =D
my mom's supporting hady.
i dont mind hady but i like jonny more! woO!

now thats what i call merit =D

all jonny rock! kekeke.

lololol

haha! okay let me tell u how freaking selenger i was today.. =D

lately, i place my bag in the dining room rather than in my own room since i study in the dining room instead of the bedroom yep!
so in the morninggg, i went down to the dining table and started packing my stuff with wazwaz's jacket and my jacket in my arms.. *was running late* so i grabbed everything and went out of the house, took the train, took the bus, morning assembly, malay anddd "oh shit. where's my file?!"

so i traced my steps.. i went to the canteen.. nO FILE! parade square.. nO FILE!
did i eveenn bring the friggin file?
but i cant remember coz i assumed everything were under the 2 fat jackets.. errrkk!!!

*smses tibs*
reply: is it the green tommy jeans file??

haha! yeahh! oh goddd.. if i lose tht file i lose my life. =S

selengerrr haiyah.

lots of work to do tatA!

woo straightennn my hairrr

yayyyy!! i bought my hair iron yesterday! and it's 29bucks! cheaper than i expected. keke
anwww yan and seer agreed to 'buy' the iron from me.. and basically give it back to me as a birthday present. HAHA! cool rite! then yan's sister will wrap it for me! thanksss ina!! =DD! he thought it was a stupid idea at first.. but it's the most ideal situation really. =))) the iron was already opened btw. like 20 minutes after it was bought. WAKKAKA.


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