evil .. fine.

heylo. i feel pissed. coz i cant bathe. bahhh.. stupid maid. i dont likee sharing the toilet with a ... with someone else lah. eh tamak. but i dont like! and alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayssss when i come back from skool.. i donoe if she purposely do it oor wad.. but everytime i get back from skool she'll like hurry up and go into the toilet. IF she's fast.. i wdnt mind. but myy goshh! she is souper slow! so now i feel very smelly and i cant lie down on the bed coz im still smelly. so the comp is the onlie way i can make use of this very little time. sigh. it's very obvious she does all these on purpose rite! EVERYTIME u noe! i mean.. go bathe or wadever when im not at home lah! then when im at home then u use! woaliew! not tht im being lokek herree.. but helO! i need to use the toilet NOW! u had the whole dae! whyy noww?!!! sighh! ass lah.. i feel so pissed now. coz of her lah.. and coz of smth else oso. bastard. eh. yeah. sigh high. i am NOT evil. the onli reason i am evil to someone is when someone is evil to me. and yes! u saed it. u dont noe when u are evil to someone but somene can spot it. thenn?? isnt it why u cant relate to ur evilness as well?! then wanna sae ppl evil. wad sia. ok fine. im not saying tht im never evil and the onli times when im evil is when u are evil. but thenn.. u are evil tOO! and i believeeeeee u are also evil not onlie when im evil to you! bah! im sooo pissedd! fine. i shall not talk! coz when i talk i speak onlie! ONLY! yes i repeat.. ONLY evil stuff. at least i dint maki u. heh. anw.. im gona mug. mug and mug. and im gonna give a ceramah everytime i blog coz i need to sedarkan myself and hopefully people. yay! onlie tata!

im being random. BOO! HAHAHAHA!

hihi! guess waddie freddie! just now i reached home at 2.05pm. heee! first time in donoe how many thousand years! i got home earlie! wee! even my sister was shocked. teehee! anw.. i studied..rite? no. i did not. i read a book. then i read till page 81 then i accidentally slept! haha! accidentally. doest sound rite. but nvm. yeah i slept. kental. so i dint studie. until 6.00pm. i ate my dinner. very earlie ar! then erm studied history. and then math. then had fish for supper! yumyum! okie. the fish is like sooo fresh tht erm.. how to sae ar.. the feeeeeeeeling tht u get when it gets inbetween the upper and lower sets of teeth and then it closes and gets squashed. very nice. hehe! ikan tenggiri! wee! im listening to kelly clarkson! i likeeee her voice! so nice! so fun! i wanttt! alah besok history test. sucks. but nvm. i tink i noe ruffly wad i am supposed to write. anw. im supposed to read some texts. but erm later lar. i need a rest! yes! REST! wee! so im blogging. how nice! wee! ok wads with me and wee-ings. sighness. ermermermerm. my hair is like a.. a... berosjamban. hahaha! ok tht is sooo random. so unlike me. verryy. anw i've been seeing a lot of 4s around. does tht mean im gonna die? oh no u are not! SyIRI' Syiri'! tsktsk. ooh we foound the juzu' tiga book! ok I found it. beeheehee. yay! noe wad! i donoe why nowadaes madrasah is so inspiring and erm fun! but of coz mr devillicious doesnt want us to wake up every sundae morning! but cannottt! hahaha! we still wake up! nyeh! kekeke. soo fun! i cant wait to go for madrasah this sundae! heee! ANW PPL! dyeing ur hair is HARAM. do not die ur hair. unless u wear tudong oredie. and not sKooLing. which defeats the whole purpose. haha! so cannot okie?! since last time u dinnoe. now u noe. hehe. so cannot do oredie okie?! yay! sigh. whyyy am i giving a ceramah nows? tsktsk. takder kejerrrr... okie. i tink i wanna go read my texts now. taataataaa!

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helo. i am feeling scared. no i WAS feeling scared. haha. coz rite just now me and ari were in the train and there were this MATS .. like rags.. haha! no.. as in MATS yeah infront of us.. and they were peeping peeping at us.. but i tot.. u noe mats very jakon.. i tot they were looking OUTSIDE the window. So me and ari happily continued talking. I was particularly disturbed at the way they turn peek and turn back then laugh! WOALIEW! thennnn i hearddd the wordddd which made me souper scared! theysaed VICE CAPTAIN! no actually they saed captain. i tink they are illiterate ppl. can onli read the very common words. hehe. then i was souper scared! coz they were like.. "ALER! CAPTAIN KONON! EY member dulu captain sumer aku bantai sey!" i was like AHHH! and tht was at paya lebar lah! how am i supposed to get out at eunos kalau gitu sey! so i was like pestering ari to alight wimme. but she dint want. coz i was scared they'd really beat me up. nvm. i can scream at them. WOAHAHAHA! like tht'd help lah! haha but yes.. i survived! why? coz im here. keke. cozzz i onli experienced the worst moment of my life for erm 3 seconds. haha the mats just murmured a short "MM!" the moment i pushed my way thru them. keke. wee! ey. i tink my diadora bag is jinxed. i used it in sec 1 (minah days. behs) and yeah. i got teased by mats then. coz got my name hanging from my bag. haha! and neverrrrrrrrr have i been teased by mats ever again! till todae! when i changed my bag. hahhh.. i shall wear it tomoro. then see wad happens. if the same thing happens then i'll burn it. but i like the bagg! yomyom. ok. hehe. justtt nowww had PE. so fun! played volleyball! haha! i like the ball! so light! anw.. my team ader nad me and hab. and we were PRO! woO! hahaa! like real... the other group kept throwing their ball back.. haha! sungguh amusingGG~! haha cuteness! anw. im trying to be crappy but i cantt! CRAP MAIRAH CRAP! crap crap crapppp! ahhh!! why am i not crappinG! am i not crappy anymore?! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ok takper. so yeah. oh yeah. we ran 3 rounds of the 427m track. haha! and erm.. this is so cool. shi ya was first.. and then... FIVE malays skali gus. woahhh! so fun rite! anw.. i donoe where i got my stamina from. hehe.my timing was ermrmmrmrmrmrmr.. 7.24.. hab and fiz got 7.22.. shiya got erm.. 7.18?mebbe. haha! then syaz and izza! weee! yomyom. drg RS we caboted to the malay room to sholat. me and izza. yah. and the moment we finshed solating rite.. mrs mak and gang entered the room and mrs anis oso. then mrs mak was like.. smilesmile.. er? Mrs Anis looked so gleeful. i donoe why oso. she was like.. Hello Izza! Hello Humairah! You shud stick a NO WALKING HERE sign hre u noe.. u all solat sini.. then kotor.. hrm.. // seriously.. i dint noe she can talk malay, hahaha! as in i noe she;s a malayy but she doesnt seem to be the kind hu speaks malay. haha! but quite oklah her malay. can pass Olevel one. hahaa. okayyy. who am i to judge? tsktsk. haha. rite. so during erm. rs we went to knowledge village hub to do our agenda. wee! and erm. izza's computer was sungguh fast lah! u wont expect it to open internet explorer in an eon's time. haiz. so we had to search for a Diskette. so i searched and searched takder. and then... POOF! i sawwww theeeeeee "Lost and Found Box". *screams* haha okie. wads the excitement for? FOR EVERYTHING! i took a step. then the next. eyy.. so dramatic. anw. i walked to the box and then YAYY! the box was half filled with diskettes! so i took one. it dint work. so i took 5. one did. i got so tempted to take somemore.. so i took 10. then i took somemore.. hahahahahhaa! yyyayyy! kekeke! i ffeeel so notty. anw. po is here! hehe! he laughed at my hair! eyyyy! so jahat! haha! ladeedoo! just now i went out with ari! to the bank. seriously. if the workers are to be shifted from tht POSBank to the tampines one rite.. they'd be fired rite away. the queue.. honestly.. was SOUPER short.. like got 8 ppl then ari.. and we took like FOREVER to get to the teller lahh! woalieeww! wad the bedah-berbodek man! kentalan maut. after thtt.. we went GELARE! yayy! to eat the yummified waffle! with 'strawberry' and 'chip and cream' ice cream as topping. with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. wooo! hothothotttt waffle topped with cold cold cold stretchy yogurty icecream. can u imagine tht.. *iknowuaredroolingnow* woahhaaha! JELES KANN??!! hahahaha. yea. then toktoktoktoktoktoktoktoktoktok... and we went to KFC to buy food. .. DUH! then to buy wad sey. books? sigh. i bought cheesefriees... eh dah lah i wanna go oredie! PO!!! your cream smells like aeroplane... hahaha.. i donoe if it is nice.. but it smells like aeroplane. hahaha.. but it;s nice lah.. im not pukingg. hahah

hi world. u r being so great to me.

bah. i feel so doomed.
my previous sajak was somehow rejected by cikgu
and now my newest sajak was written in less than an hour
with the slight no. of bahasa bunga2
it's called bahasa daun...
sigh. i feel so stupid.
sajaks are supposed to be short and sweet
butttttt this sajak is souper long!
my intestines are shorter! can u imagine!
it is like 215m long! (when m=words)
eff!

i hate me. HUMAIRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY ARE U SO ... So.. wadever u are rite now!!!!
uuuuuuu.. i wanna cekik u rite nowww!!!!
booo...
oh anw.. it is entitled
Mengapa hanya seketika.
how crappy is tt..
i dont noe how else i am supposed to edit it ar
it is sooo crap to the max tht the possibility of editting it
will be like 0.000000...01/100.
booness.

someone help me with itt pleeeaseee!!!

you re an ocean

woalaoooooo!!
unfairnesss!!!
noe waddd!! i reached home this afternoon
finding noone at home
but tht's not all...
'someone' left this stack of pictures...
on the table
and noe wad those pictures aree?!

PICTURES OF MY PARENTS AND TAUFIK!
WOALAOOOOO!!!!!
i was like taunting taunting
and taufik was wearing this singlet with a blazer on top
ALAHHHH
how i wish i was there lahh!! waddeheell
and all this while ppl tot he dah balek
when he wasnt!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
unfairness!
and one of the pictures my mom stood beside him and he was bending down
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hrm. sigh. silence. i hate silence.

taufik.. did u talk to my parents?
hehe.. datang meminang eh?! HAHAHHAHA
ok wadever,..

anw.. sadikin replied to my email! yay! hhahaa
anddd.... yes sadikin.. i wont mind u not replying the letter
hehe... gosh sadikin is like souper ego and terlalu kembanggged oredie
hahahahhaa!
"ur nice^x junior (where x=infinity) *rolls eyessssss*

hahaha.. "I RAWK!"
how nice
hahahahahahah!

rite..yep!
alahhhhhh
i still cant get tht MY PARENTS AND TAUFIK photos thingggg
whyyy cudnt he get ONEEEE more ticket
WHYYY!?
booo! i cud have spoken to him okayy agaIN!

alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh lahh
kentalness to the max
and im talking to you- YES YOU!
im talking to u!
u are kental! and u are always kental!

ok back to taufik..
whyyy taufik ..
noo whyyy father whyy?
why dint u get me a nicenicenicenicenicenice APM ticket?? whyyy??
sigh..
ok takper. i wanna mandi.

tata

you re an ocean

woalaoooooo!!
unfairnesss!!!
noe waddd!! i reached home this afternoon
finding noone at home
but tht's not all...
'someone' left this stack of pictures...
on the table
and noe wad those pictures aree?!

PICTURES OF MY PARENTS AND TAUFIK!
WOALAOOOOO!!!!!
i was like taunting taunting
and taufik was wearing this singlet with a blazer on top
ALAHHHH
how i wish i was there lahh!! waddeheell
and all this while ppl tot he dah balek
when he wasnt!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
unfairness!
and one of the pictures my mom stood beside him and he was bending down
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hrm. sigh. silence. i hate silence.

taufik.. did u talk to my parents?
hehe.. datang meminang eh?! HAHAHHAHA
ok wadever,..

anw.. sadikin replied to my email! yay! hhahaa
anddd.... yes sadikin.. i wont mind u not replying the letter
hehe... gosh sadikin is like souper ego and terlalu kembanggged oredie
hahahahhaa!
"ur nice^x junior (where x=infinity) *rolls eyessssss*

hahaha.. "I RAWK!"
how nice
hahahahahahah!

rite..yep!
alahhhhhh
i still cant get tht MY PARENTS AND TAUFIK photos thingggg
whyyy cudnt he get ONEEEE more ticket
WHYYY!?
booo! i cud have spoken to him okayy agaIN!

alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh lahh
kentalness to the max
and im talking to you- YES YOU!
im talking to u!
u are kental! and u are always kental!

ok back to taufik..
whyyy taufik ..
noo whyyy father whyy?
why dint u get me a nicenicenicenicenicenice APM ticket?? whyyy??
sigh..
ok takper. i wanna mandi.

tata

hit 'em up style

there goes u'll never leave me alone

lalalala...
todae was prefects' investiture
it was horrible
firstly bcoz the PA sucks! my gosh
sighh.. and it had to be the PRINCIPAL's speech it fumbled upon
sighhhh! sungguh embarassing!
if it was onli rafflesians takper jugak
there were outsiders lah cann!!
so embarassinggg!!
sigh.
after tht rushed to my aunt's place with fiz
my aunt very funny lahs! hehe
anw yeah got to noe smth abt taufik
i shall not disclose this one.. kekeke
i onlie told ari..
and i shall stick with tht..
anwww... after we left my aunt's place we went to LJS
makan clam chowder
yamyam!
hehe.. but the kerang very erm hanyir
eyy is tht the way it is being spelt?
hrmhrmhrm..
ladeedoo..
then took cap to NUS..
the museum was COOL!
very fun!! weee!
i likeee! very inspiring..
altho i donoe wad it inspired me to do
haha! ok merepekness
but yeah.. i will regret not going
it's not stupid~ wee!

ok. then after tht went home with kak narr and elyy
(and kak liy hu left us later at sitihole)
and we talked bullshit
haha but later we got veh sleepy.
hehehhee.. yomyom..
i watched hide and seek
come out come out wherever u areeee
oohh.. i like the twistttt(ies) in the end..
weeE! kekee... so fun!
but the story not THT good..
so yeP! the seni thing lagi baik
kekeke

i was pissed..
i am still..
but nvm lah..
i shall not destroy my feelings coz of some stupid things
*forgettts*

yay ari rocks!
im so lucky to have a junior like her
yomyom!!! yayy!
ooh erm.. so sad i cant go apm.. yomyom
hehe..
but nvm i shall watch on tiffi (tv)
ladeedoo

i sent sadikin an email! yaY!
ahaha have i mentioned?
no rite? okie..
just explained to him everything.. yep!
ladeedoo..
hope it goes on well..

i <3>

yays! i wanna watch white noise later later
the preview! yey!
okies i wanna smayang maghrib now!

come out come out wherever you aree

victory! wee!

yay! i must thank adly for telling me the name of the band
BOND! yay! haha
victory!
i likeee the way they play their violins!
hahha! must shakkkeeeee their heads vigorously..
like got effect like tht.. hahax!
so pro!
*shakes headddd vigorously*

anwwws
this funny funny popups are popping up
kental.. they are like titledddd
search results for viagra...
search results for adipex
search results for pornography
search results for mortgage refinancing
search results for party poker
find a Date donoe wad..
then got a lot a lot ar!

so irritating!
and it appears everyyyy erm 1-2 mins lah!
hiyohs!
why is the world being irritating nowadaeS?
tsktsk!

ladeedoo!
ooH! watched hotel rwandA!
hutus and tootsies cockroaches! hahahhaa!
so cute!
tootsie cockroaches
anw.. yeah..
i likeeee the part when the jeep was suddenly driving on the bumpy road
and they realised later they were driving on dead bodies!
SO FUN! hahaha!
then the man so lembik!!!
wanna fall ffall..
get back into the jeep and drive off sudah lah!
haha!

yay! but the movie is gOOODeR!!
hahax! i'd give 4.5/5
coz of the way they speak
sometimes takleh faham
brangajar ar the UN..
chis

ooh talking abt UN rite..
just now in the train
we saw this man wearing a UN shirt
and it saes..
United Nation Peacekeeper
Weapons Something..
i forgott!! or no!!!!
it's like he keeps the weapons
gives tht kinda impression ar!
and he;s a malay!
so cooL!
i oso want tt shirt! hehe
i wanna keep weapons!
Bang bang!
kekeke...

eyyy it's souper irritating lah this popups!
chicken ass..

hrm.. okie saya hendak pergi skarang
my sajak got rejected by cikgu
boohs!
tata

tata world

heyLOOO!!
im so happie todae!
coz i got rich! hahahaha
but a minute later i got poor
hahahha! okie takper.. i reallie feel like ccrapping
*crap* *crap* *crap*

ANW! i dint do any of my holidae hmk EXCEPT my maths assignment
and i tot i wud get a scolding.. haha
buttt i dint!
as for usual..
cool seyy..
hahahahahaha! onli maths assignment we went thru
and it was to be handed it last last fridae..
haha! i dint evn hand it in..
but i wasnt even marked! HAHAHAHAHA! how fun!

ok.. i hope i can have a luck like tht forever and ever
yays!
anw.. just now had drama..
i cant act..
bahs...
ladeedoo..
i dont like pulling bib's hair..
it makes me feel so guilty..
i feel as if im hurting her..
but i AM supposed to hurt her
but i tak sampai hati
but i HAVE to ... beeeeehs

ladeedoo...
ooh.. bought my hairband..
and yeah.. todae i had my hair shown to everybodie
sighs...
haha...
i like izza's hair.. yomyom

we took a LOT of pics// i like them all!
hahaha!
tata!

fixing a broken heart

hihi!
had hadley meeting just now..
and luckily yirann woke me up..
by calling me
hehe

anw.. ermemrerm...
im pmsing twice a month
how niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
tht means.. i'll be a monster twice a month oso
aler.. but ive always been a monsterr! hehehe
hahax.. better get my pillsss oredie..

yomyom..
anw.. back to just now.. oh
erm yah i was stiLL late
coz riteeeee
actually i wasnt supposed to be late
but i had diarrhoea
yah when i was on the curb walking to the busstop
not so far ar
then my stomach ached LIKE HELL
macam nak mampos.. macam nak rak.. macam nak giler...
ok.. yeah.. so i patahh-ed balik
hehe.. and shitted for 20 mins..
it was flowing.. *hint hint*
hehe
yah..
then went to skOol.
i was late by 20 mins!
hehe! yay!
so i WASNT late afterall..
if it wasnt for the shit tht was so kurang ajar..
ass.. cant wait a a while issitt???
haiz

and erm.. had drama..
my part was onli at the last part
itu pun kener rush rush.
heh.
ladeedoo..

then me and izza.
we went to fareast
to do smth funny
and we did!
haha i liked mine
izza doesnt seem to like hers
but nvm.. we can do some changes to it ourselves
hehhe!

anw i mandi oredie!
yay!
ok wads sooo great???
ladeedoo

[[fixing a broken heart*

taufikkk saya love awak okie?

i love taufik macam nak giler..
hahahaha!

anww... yesterdae went bowling with family
the banyak banyak one..
erm 5 families lahh..
thenthenthen
bus came late.. and then she suddenly came
then grin grin.. CDRAMA plastic bag in her hands
I KNEW IT!!
then i was like.. BUS!!! DAH EH?!! SERIOUS?!!!
den she dint wanna give lahh! woalieewww
haha until i saed i dint wanna buy her ferrero roche.
kekeke. FINALLY!
after my long waittt...
i HAVE IT! YESS!!
and on the taufik cd rite.. it saes....

To Siti Humairah,
(signature)
Love, Taufik

Then the second 'page' riteeee
it saessss...
Love taufik...
(signature)

Then one the seni kata nyer book
it saessss...
(signature)
ok it dint sae niting.. haha
just the signature
ekekeke
yay!

taufik will be moving to PA in the middle of this month
i shall ask my uncle to ask him to come to my house
hehe.. macam am!
kekeke!
since my uncle saed he must do anything he saes..
yepyepyep!
eyy i sound so mean
yomyomyom..

YAY! ok back to bowling
yesterdaeee...
i nearly beat my mom
chis..
she got 107.. i got 103
bah.. if onli the last last last one was a strike
then can.. boohs..
but nvm!
i tink tht was the highest score ever!
haha as in for me..
hehehhee..
lalalalaa!
i wanna watch constantine..
altho i heard it's crappy
and hide and seek
wee!

i still have a LOT of hmk to do.
im struggling to hafal my script.
hehe!

lalala! ermerm tomoro MUST start
after i cut my hair
wee! anw.. erm..
i made cookies the dae before yessterdae
and my family saed it;s nice! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
they sae can jual
so i made another batch todae
seerie saed nice..
hehe.. must ask everybodie
yay

yomyomy.. aiyoh
how nie..
i got hmk sungguh belambak
and erm maths assignment yang due last fri
erk.
haha

okey!
saya nak mandi malam skarang! tata awak!

SAYA SAYANG TAUFIK MACAM NAK MAMPOS!!!
love love love love taufikk